Another plug for Mitch Hedberg, who's coming to Austin's Capitol City Comedy Club June 19-22. Link
He has some hilarious quotes, including these:
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut...I don't need a receipt for the doughnut - I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here...
My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. Not even close. I need more dice."
I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
Update: Hedberg was HILARIOUS. It's a close call between him and Jake Johannsen for the best standup I've seen. One of my friends who was with me said after the first three minutes of Hedberg's act he felt like he was going to vomit, he was laughing so hard. It was a great show, and if you ever have the opportunity to see him, take it!
This has nothing to do with this unfunny comedian, but "pursuing an AIYA free weekend" is really funny. "Persuing the perfect mustache" is good too. I would have contended with your original quote, "pursuing excellence since 1976", because you weren't even evil until AT least the millenium. Or should I say the Willenium???
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